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Exclusive: Inside The Bilderberg Workshop

What is it? The Bilderberg Workshop hosts an annual private party of 12 to 15 people from the European and North American political elite, experts from industry, finance, academia, and the media. It was founded in 1997. Do They Have … Continue reading

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How to pray in public

A quick guide to praying in public so that people will think that you’re spiritual. Before you pray It isn’t gossip if you mean to pray about it: encourage others to dig the dirt on their friends and neighbours Wash … Continue reading

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How to deliver bad news #1

[Image courtesy: Stock.xchng] Cheer everyone up Write a happy little song about it. http://www.sxc.hu/photo/398201

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Poster: Worth

Worth Just because you’re necessary doesn’t mean you’re important This poster is available to buy from despair.com

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10 benefits of idleness

[Original image courtesy stock.xchng] Nobody will criticise you for doing it wrong You’ll beat the deadlines – by not having any There’s no need to keep up with the latest technology You’ll achieve better health through total relaxation There is … Continue reading

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Mr cheap

Wouldn’t you just love to open a shop next door – called “Mr. Nasty”?  

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Book review: The Devil’s Dictionary (Ambrose Bierce)

The Devil’s Dictionary is Ambrose Bierce‘s  most well known and best loved works. Expanding upon a series of newspaper columns entitled, “The Cynic’s Word Book”, the Dictionary was published just two years before the author’s mysterious disappearance in 1911. There book follows the format common … Continue reading

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Nosh

I want your help to open a shop: Products The idea is that the things we sell are designed to make you feel beautiful on the inside as well as (or instead of) the outside. We’ll carry an exclusive range … Continue reading

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Peace

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it. — Jack Handey (Image Courtesy: Stock Xchng)

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10 steps to change your mood

Slough: your happy place There are 10 steps to happiness. At least, that’s what it said in a 2005  study by the BBC. Now, I always imagined that material wealth might go some way to making me happy – or … Continue reading

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