Category Archives: Anti-Motivational

Poster: Worth

Worth Just because you’re necessary doesn’t mean you’re important This poster is available to buy from despair.com

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10 benefits of idleness

[Original image courtesy stock.xchng] Nobody will criticise you for doing it wrong You’ll beat the deadlines – by not having any There’s no need to keep up with the latest technology You’ll achieve better health through total relaxation There is … Continue reading

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Buzzwords of despair

Original image courtesy Stock.XCHNG The grand plan Every manager wants motivated staff, right? Well, despite what the management books might say, it really isn’t difficult for managers to motivate their staff. Unfortunately for managers, there are two kinds of motivation … Continue reading

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10 ways to avoid any activity

Image courtesy Stock.XCHNG There will always be jobs that nobody wants to do, and the purpose of this article is to ensure that you won’t have to do them.¬†It lists a series of¬†attitudes you’ll need to develop so that people … Continue reading

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GnTD: the flow

Image courtesy Stock.XCHNG Some people are obsessed with getting things done, but we all know that work is over rated: we would rather just slob out and do nothing. One of the best ways to achieve this is to employ … Continue reading

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